I however, sat blissfully in my seat contemplating the savage beauty of the waves, immune to the effects of the storm due to a technique, I mean a Technology which my distressed mind invented at that moment in its desperate attempt to spare the body from this plague of puking. It goes like this:
First, relax your whole body, do not attempt to fight the rising and falling of the vessel by tensing the body.
Now, close your eyes and imagine that you are a Dolphin. Repeat after me: I am a Dolphin, swimming in the sea. I am a Dolphin, leaping out of the sea and diving back into it (as you will know dolphins do if you've ever observed one. I am a dolphin, playing in the sea. Every time the boat lurches up: I am a dolphin, leaping from the sea! I am a glorious beast! Every time the boat crashes down, repeat: I am a dolphin, diving into the sea! This may sound retarded but, try it! As basically the only non-puking person on the Sea Cat, I am living Scientific proof of its effectiveness. Try it, and each time you do, you may send $10 in American cash to me, Buffie, P.O. Box 1272, NY, NY 11349, thank you
Disclaimer: this procedure may not be effective for other types of motion-sickness such as car, airplane, train, or carousel sickness.
Additional notes: The Dolphin device may be replaced with another animal as the user sees fit.