Buffie would like to formally apologize to all of you for being such a f***ing bitch on thursday february 12th from 1 pm to 7 pm. She would like to explain, that she cracked under pressure from the combined sufferings of the following:
unresolved childhood trauma
low blood sugar
persistent upper bronchial infection
Buffie hopes that you will forgive her and that, in time, you will not be afraid to order a cup of coffee from her, which she would be happy to serve you.