Isabella Rossellini

Found this from way back...tha

Oh Bushwick book club, how you challenge my mind
To get off its ass and make this deadline
This book was by Isabella Rossellini
And its about marine biopornography

As I was reading about how sea creatures mate
I had to stop in the middle, to masturbate
Cause it set my imagination running wild
With all the kinky deep-sea shaggin styles

For example, if I were a squid on a romantic night
With all ten tentacles I'd hold you tight
And squeeze with all of my squiggly might
Then impregnate you and then take flight
(just like a man)

The limpet is a hermaphrodite, who
Has got both a ding-dong, and a hoo-hoo
If I were a limpet, after doing you
I'd have to die, but hey, its worth a good screw

Of a lousy lay, it is commonly said
That he/she was "like a starfish" in bed
Lying immobile with limbs outspread
You might as well try to arouse the dead

I've never envied the sex organ of the male
Till I learned about the penis of the whale
With a 6-foot-long boner I'd love to impale
All the how at the surface who hang out to inhale

But above all, I think the fish I'd love to be
Is the polyamorous anchovy
Cause when breeding its acceptable socially
To f**k the whole school in a massive orgy

Well thanks Isabella, for all you've taught me
With this little story about biology
Disguised as whimsical pornography
With a healthy dose of ecology

I learned that eggs are precious and sperm are cheap
And that's why our vaginas are built so deep
To keep those eggs safe for the very best
Out of reach of all but the manliest.

Oh, I've worked up an appetite, I'm getting hungry
Reading about all of the sexy fish in the sea
But none of them is such a rare delicacy
As you, the beautiful, sensual, comical,perverted
Isabella Rossellini