Christmas Snake, Oh Christmas Snake
All my presents, take
Take them to heaven, and give them to Jesus
Give Jesus my sweaters and my new iPod
Give all of my video games to God
I'm hanging on to my Blackberry
But give my electric Garlic Press to Mother Mary
My stocking's hanging up by the chimney
Its full of snakes, writhing merrily
And Santa's waving at me from his sleigh
Drawn by eight magic snakes, slithering away
Christmas Snake, I'll ride you to the mall
Return all my presents, and take the money
And use it to buy me some nice whiskey
And a Blow-Up Doll
of Jesus
All my presents, take
Take them to heaven, and give them to Jesus
Give Jesus my sweaters and my new iPod
Give all of my video games to God
I'm hanging on to my Blackberry
But give my electric Garlic Press to Mother Mary
My stocking's hanging up by the chimney
Its full of snakes, writhing merrily
And Santa's waving at me from his sleigh
Drawn by eight magic snakes, slithering away
Christmas Snake, I'll ride you to the mall
Return all my presents, and take the money
And use it to buy me some nice whiskey
And a Blow-Up Doll
of Jesus