Dear Coffeeshop Patrons,
Buffie would like to formally apologize to all of you for being such a f***ing bitch on thursday february 12th from 1 pm to 7 pm. She would like to explain, that she cracked under pressure from the combined sufferings of the following:
Severe insomnia
financial stress
unresolved childhood trauma
PMS
low blood sugar
unrequited love
persistent upper bronchial infection
hangover
existential crises
general malaise
Buffie hopes that you will forgive her and that, in time, you will not be afraid to order a cup of coffee from her, which she would be happy to serve you.
Buffie would like to formally apologize to all of you for being such a f***ing bitch on thursday february 12th from 1 pm to 7 pm. She would like to explain, that she cracked under pressure from the combined sufferings of the following:
Severe insomnia
financial stress
unresolved childhood trauma
PMS
low blood sugar
unrequited love
persistent upper bronchial infection
hangover
existential crises
general malaise
Buffie hopes that you will forgive her and that, in time, you will not be afraid to order a cup of coffee from her, which she would be happy to serve you.
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